Happy New Year SMS


1-               Aadmi:      pathan se kisi ne poocha k khan sab log pathano pe itne SMS ku banate hai?
                  Pathan:     Pathan Muskrate hue, "ye wo log hote hai jo bachpun ka Gussa  Nikalte hai
                                                                         Hahahaha...........


              Happy New year
2-            Tochi Baba Says, 

               Body is the Cell Phone.............................................Z
               mind is the menu....................................................A
               mouth is the bluethooth...........................................H
               Heart is the memory Card........................................R
               Good friend is the Balance.......................................A
               Bad frind is the Virus..............................................A
              So don't Lose the Balance and keep away the Virus......L
              Then save your memory card ................................ ..I
Happy New Year